Code fight!

[Blink]

Rules:

• You can't die
  
• Any language is allowed
  
• Some of your code must come from a real language
  
• Try to leave it open for other people
  

I'll start. Next person to post has to write their own so they don't get punched, but also try to punch/kill/choke all other coders.
person[] = get(people.posted.in[thisThread]);

for (x=1 ; x < person.length() ; x++ ) {

person[x].punch();

}


[Chad]

var chad = document.getRunningByBodyParts('Legs');

for(a=0;a<chad.length;a++){

run.far[away]

}

var MEMBER = document.RunOverMemberBy('Legs');

for(b=0;b<MEMBER.length;b++){

run.over.head

}

[Reverse Blade]

var fight = New Array('Moldy Cheese','Kahless');
fight.push('Blink');


Pushing count?

[Blink]

SHIT.

Sorry Blink, I accidentally Modified your post instead of quoting it, didn't realize till later. >_>

Forgive me. : [

-wiLsiakk

[Chad]

var bomb = document.BombWebAddictWith('Drano_Bomb')

for(a=0;a<bomb.length;a++){

population.match.few_survivors;

}

[Reverse Blade]

XML

<getsGun>Shoots</getsGun>

[Blink]

It's np chad....

zohvi said:

XML

<getsGun>Shoots</getsGun>

while (true) {

// Attempt Dodge Bullet

if (bullet.distance() <= 10) {
dodged = dodgeOutOfWay(bullet.distance());
if (dodged == true){
alert("Hah! I dodged your bullet");
} else {
blink = dead;
}
}


// Get health if less then 50

if (health <= 50){

if (healthBox.x > blink.x){blink.x ++;}
if (healthBox.x < blink.x){blink.x --;}
if (healthBox.y < blink.y){blink.y --;}
if (healthBox.y > blink.y){blink.y ++;}

}

// Own Everyone

for (int x; x <= thread.length(); x++){
enemies[x] = post[x].name;
}


for (int x; x <= enemies[].length(); x++){
if (enemies[x].distance < 2){
worked = punchInTheFace();

if (worked == true){
alert("OWNED!");
} else {
run();
}
}


}



yeah... I take this seriously /\  

[Reverse Blade]


var knife='has'

if(knife.hitTest(you._x, you._y, true)) {
you.health -= 5;
} else if(!knife.hitTest(you._x, you._y, true) && knife='has')  {
throws.knife;
you.health -= 3;
knife='doesn't have'
}


Actionscript

[Blink]

Updated my code to account of knives.

We should each have our own code, like a robot, and just update it.


while (true) {

// Attempt to Dodge
objectB = find.closestEnemyWeapon();

if (objectB.distance() <= 10) {
dodged = dodgeOutOfWay(objectB.distance());
if (dodged == true){
alert("Hah! I dodged it");
} else {
blink = dead;
}
}


// Get health if less then 50

if (health <= 50){

if (healthBox.x > blink.x){blink.x ++;}
if (healthBox.x < blink.x){blink.x --;}
if (healthBox.y < blink.y){blink.y --;}
if (healthBox.y > blink.y){blink.y ++;}

}

// Own Everyone

for (int x; x <= thread.length(); x++){
enemies[x] = post[x].name;
}


for (int x; x <= enemies[].length(); x++){
if (enemies[x].distance < 2){
worked = punchInTheFace();

if (worked == true){
alert("OWNED!");
} else {
run();
}
}


}


[Schubaltz]

Why can't guests post and why shouldn't I be annoyed?

wilsiakk said:

var bomb = document.BombWebAddictWith('Drano_Bomb')

for(a=0;a<bomb.length;a++){

population.match.few_survivors;

}

(just doing my job)

var wA = {
     bestForumEver: true,
     pwnsn00bs: true,
     n00bs: {
           who: "you",
           threat: "not really",
           pwned: null,
           wtfCoding: true
     },
     missleDefense: function() {

           // if(this.n00bs.wtfCoding == true) - that's just a given

           this.n00bs.pwned = true;
           this.bestForumEver = "truer";
     }
}
wA.missleDefense();

[Reverse Blade]

document.write(knife.stab);

[Schubaltz]

document.body.lastChild.data += " self";